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Monday, June 28, 2010

Bad ass!

So, get this here in Ol' Y-town there was this lady who was grocery shopping at Fry's on 24th St. When she went out to put her groceries in the back of the car some guy comes up behind her with a knife and demands she give him her purse. So, the lady said hold on it in the back seat and when she went to get it she pulls out this huge 25-inch Turkish scimitar sword that she uses while belly dancing. She held the sword up to the guys stomach and asked, "You still want my purse?"

Hahaha, serves that douche right for trying to steal her purse. I would have pulled a George Lopez (or was it Carlos Mencia) on his ass, "Who's faster... ju or me?"

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2 comments:

LifesaBee said...

Damn straight!

LifesaBee said...

Great job lady! I wish I could have seen that guy's face when she pulled that huge sword out. lol Too funny!