Anti Monkey Butt Powder

On Monday we discover that we are selling a product called Anti Monkey Butt Powder at our hardware store & the employees had to do some sort of training for it.  Naturally we'd say, "Say what?  You're selling powder at a hardware store & it's selling like hot cakes??  What is it?"

We went searching & discovered that it's a powder that reduces frictional skin irritation, discomfort, itching & burning caused by sports and extrenous activities.  There's also a lady powder & a baby powder.  You have to check out the videos especially the biker & jogger ones; they are quite hilarious.  We couldn't stop laughing at work yesterday!